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So Mrs. bjaddict has an extremely nice blog about her desire / ability / timeliness of giving her extremely fortunate husband and a few others head. I think it goes without saying that the entire male tumblr world are entirely envious. Of the many typical responses she gets, "how do I get my gf/wife to give me head?" and "where can I find a girl like you?" are in the top 5 responses. I'm in that same category, and I'll bet all of y'all are too. So it gets me to a thinkin': just how many girls are out there like bjaddict? I'm thinking she's got to be extremely rare. So here's my guess:
Of all the 20 to 50 year old women in the USA (ahem - excluding those that don't get "paid" to give head),
30% absolutely will not give head no matter what.
Of those remaining, 80% don't like it, but will do it, on a very rare occasion, maybe twice a year, on a good year. So, 20% will give, perhaps more than twice per year.
Of those, 50% don't get close to the money shot. 50% will allow a money shot at least across the bow.
Of those, 20% will swallow, but don't like it.
Of those, 80% will swallow and don't mind pleasing their man. Leaving 20% that swallow and actually like to swallow.
Of those, 50% actually look forward to pleasing their man, and will do so on command.
Of those, 10% will not only love to give the oral, swallow, on command, and impulsively do it and yearn for more in the moment.
Of those, 10% actually yearn, crave to give head, swallow, on command, (preferably), impulsively, and want to do it all the time.
So, from the 2010 Census info, found here: http://www.census.gov/prod/cen2010/briefs/c2010br-03.pdf
There were 63,137,793 20-49 year old women in the USA as of 2010.
Of those, 884 yearn, crave to give head, swallow, on command, (preferably), impulsively, and want to do it all the time. Hey, that's a 1 in 71,423 for that kind of a girl.
(btw, my significant didn't make it past the second cut)
Good luck landing one of 'em! Oh, 4 of them don't even know they're in a very elite category of women. 870 already have a boyfriend or husband (duh), and the other 10, well, they're playing the field, because they damn well know the ball is in their mouth. I mean court.
Of those, 2 (that I follow) like to tell about it on tumblr.
Of those, 1 doesn't get paid to do it. Thanks, bjaddict!
So, you now have to ask yourself: Are you worthy? Count yourself out if your a creep who jerks off 23 hours/day to tumblr. Those few of you that are left must have charming charisma, over the top good looks, and are really fun, nice, and make a decent amount of cash. Must be a gentlemen outside the bedroom (most of the time), and be more than a bit naughty in the bedroom. Of those that are left, you must be more than average hung, and can produce copious amounts of semen at least 3 times a day. You're given another 3 times with a moderate amount of semen production. I figure there's about 6,329 of you guys out there. Not bad. According to my calcs, you've got a one in 10,000 chance of being that kind of a guy.
Now, all you have to do is hook it up. Then make it last. Have a happy, fuckin' life. Oh, and keep us vicariously living through you guys via tumblr. btw, there's a one in 714,243,674 chance that that'll happen. Good fucking luck.
Thanks, tumblr!
every night (or day)
Haha this is great!
Why isnt there more chicks that love giving bj's lol I mean seriously if I go down on you ladies I expect the same ;)
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